Thursday, June 30, 2011
Listen Me In Your Heart Beat
If u want to “Miss me”
If u want to “Feel me”
So…
Close ur Eyes, and keep ur hand on ur Heart,
and
Then Listen….
Dhak
Dhak
Dhak
Dhak…..
Yes!Its me!!
If u want to “Feel me”
So…
Close ur Eyes, and keep ur hand on ur Heart,
and
Then Listen….
Dhak
Dhak
Dhak
Dhak…..
Yes!Its me!!
When we really love someone
Never expect anything in return from any1
But the truth is
when we really love someone,
we naturally expect a little care 4rm them!
we naturally expect a little care 4rm them!
Did U Smile 2day?
It Is Very Ussual 2 Ask
Whats Up?
H R U?
Had Ur Lunch?
Hows Life etc etc,
H R U?
Had Ur Lunch?
Hows Life etc etc,
So Let Me Ask U Something Different
Did U Smile 2day?
If not Just do it now;-)
If not Just do it now;-)
Before We Sleep
Before V Sleep,
Just Gently Lay Every Troubled Thought Away,
Let”s Drop Our Burdens & Our Care
In The Quiet Arms Of Prayer.
Sleep In Peace,
…Remember
GOD Is Awake. . .
Just Gently Lay Every Troubled Thought Away,
Let”s Drop Our Burdens & Our Care
In The Quiet Arms Of Prayer.
Sleep In Peace,
…Remember
GOD Is Awake. . .
Let”s Wish A Great Dream
Tonight . . . =]
Tonight . . . =]
More thrilled
couldn’t be more thrilled with these two people. Not just because SMs is my one and only daughter and child, but because these two people are best friends. That is the secret of a great, lasting relationship, and they have found it.
engagement wishes
I dreamed of a wedding of elaborate elegance,
A church filled with family & frnds.
I asked him wat kind of a wedding he wished 4,
He said 1 tat would make me hiz wife.
A church filled with family & frnds.
I asked him wat kind of a wedding he wished 4,
He said 1 tat would make me hiz wife.
When you realize
When u realize u want 2 spend da rest of ur life with somebody, u want da rest of ur life 2 start as soon as possible.
Reminder of the joy
As u both look forward 2 the day that u are wed,
May ur love b a reminder of the joy that lies ahead.
Happy Engagement
May ur love b a reminder of the joy that lies ahead.
Happy Engagement
I was not
I was not told abt da plan of engagement untl weeks latr aftr StoryMaster had asked StoryMistresss fathr if he could marry her.
years of your lives
Happy Engagement and May your engagement be Blessed with love, joy And companionship For all the years of your lives
most important
The most important thing you fixed Was on your day of leisure When you fixed your eyes on me That day I’ll always treasure.
I was very depressed
I was very depressed after breaking off my engagement with Johnny ten years ago. I was embarrassingly dramatic at the time, but you have to remember I was only 19 years old. Winona Ryder
When it comes to Chinese
When it comes to Chinese food I have always operated under the policy that the less known about the preparation the better. A wise diner who is invited to visit the kitchen replies by saying, as politely as possible, that he has a pressing engagement elsewhere.
Once upon a time
Once upon a time you met
And shared much love and laughter
May your Engagement continue the fairy tale
Happy Ever After
And shared much love and laughter
May your Engagement continue the fairy tale
Happy Ever After
Those who by form did see me
Those who by form did see me & those who followed me by voice.
Wrong the efforts they engaged in, those people will not see me.
Marriage requires a person to prepare
Marriage requires a person to prepare four types of “Rings“: Engagement Ring, Wedding Ring, Suffering, Enduring”
May ur love b a reminder
As u both look forward 2 the day that u are wed,
May ur love b a reminder of the joy that lies ahead.
Happy Engagement
YOU LOVE ME
My Heart Says That You Really Like Me..
My Eyes Say that U R Feeling Something 4 me,
My Mind Says that You R Thinking of Me,
But I Want 2 Listen from Your Lips that…
YOU LOVE ME..
My Eyes Say that U R Feeling Something 4 me,
My Mind Says that You R Thinking of Me,
But I Want 2 Listen from Your Lips that…
YOU LOVE ME..
Happy Engagement day
The most important thing
The most important thing you fixed Was on your day of leisure When you fixed your eyes on me That day I’ll always treasure. Happy Engagement
Happy Engagement
Happy Engagement and May your engagement be Blessed with love, joy And companionship For all the years of your lives
ENGAGEMENT SMS
ufan me kashti ko kinare b mil jate hain,
Jahan me logon ko sahare b mil jate hain,
Duniya me sabse pyari hai zindgi,
Kuch log zindgi se pyare b mil jate hain.
Jahan me logon ko sahare b mil jate hain,
Duniya me sabse pyari hai zindgi,
Kuch log zindgi se pyare b mil jate hain.
A woman was telling her friend
A woman was telling her friend , “It was I who made my husband a millionaire.”
“And what was he before you married him?” asked the friend.
The woman replied, ” A multi-millionaire”.
“And what was he before you married him?” asked the friend.
The woman replied, ” A multi-millionaire”.
Thursday, June 16, 2011
May the day delig
May the day delight
and the moments measure all the special joys
for all of you to treasure.
May the year ahead
be fruitful too,
for your home and family
and specially for you.
EID MUBARAK
and the moments measure all the special joys
for all of you to treasure.
May the year ahead
be fruitful too,
for your home and family
and specially for you.
EID MUBARAK
Beware of other d
Beware of other duplicae .œEID wishers.
Im the only authorized iso 2007
certified dealer in EID WISHES
I wish u an original sweet EID Mubarak
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certified dealer in EID WISHES
I wish u an original sweet EID Mubarak
Eid… A time for
Eid.
A time for joy,
a time for togethe
ess,
a time to remember my blessings..
For me.
its you!
May Allah Bless you &
Give u all the joy u bring to my life!
A time for joy,
a time for togethe
ess,
a time to remember my blessings..
For me.
its you!
May Allah Bless you &
Give u all the joy u bring to my life!
Sending warm wish
Sending warm wishes
across the miles.
Just to let you know
how much you are missed on
EID Day
across the miles.
Just to let you know
how much you are missed on
EID Day
My Blessing, Cong
My Blessing, Congratulations and Good wishes.
I wish you the best of everything
for not only in EID-UL-Fitr but also
all the years ahead.EID MUBARAK
I wish you the best of everything
for not only in EID-UL-Fitr but also
all the years ahead.EID MUBARAK
May all the joys
May
all
the
joys
of
life
be
showered
on
you .!
Wish you a very very
happy eid mubarak to you and your family
all
the
joys
of
life
be
showered
on
you .!
Wish you a very very
happy eid mubarak to you and your family
Bakray Main DiL Nahi Tha
Aaj Ka Sacha Waqiya..
Aaj Subah Kasai Ne 1 Bakra Zibah Kiya,
To Us Bakray Main DiL Nahi Tha..
:
:
Q Ke Us Ka DiL Bakri Ne Chura Liya Tha..
All that is in th
All that is in the heavens
and the earth
glorifieth Allah; and
He is the Mighty,
the Wise.
The Holy Quran [ 57:1]
Eid Mubarak to You.
and the earth
glorifieth Allah; and
He is the Mighty,
the Wise.
The Holy Quran [ 57:1]
Eid Mubarak to You.
Hamara BAKRA Koi Khol Ke Le Gaya
Hum Tumhari Kya Hifaazat Karen Gay PaPpU.. ??
:
Hamara To Apna Koi BAKRA Khol Ke Le Gaya.
EID par janwar dekh kr lena
Eid Per Qurbani
EID pr qurbani k leye janwar dekh kr lene
kyo k
China ka Maal aya hoa ha
.
(__) MADE IN
[‘,‘/_:““;____
C H I N A )
]/”]/”“]/”]/! .,,
Dess Ke Logon Ko EID MUBARAK
Jis Dess Ke Kuche Kuche Main Aflaas Awara Phirti Ho,
Jo Dharti Bhuk Ugalti Ho Aur Dukh Aflaak Se Girta Ho,
Jahan Bhuke Nange Bache Bhi, Aahon Par Paale Jate Hon,
Jahan Sachai Ke Mujrim Bhi Zindaan Main Daale Jate Hon,
Us Dess Ki Matti Barson Se Yeh Rogg Jigar Pe Sehti Hai,
Aur Apne Dess Ke Logon Ko EID MUBARAK Kehti Hai.. !!
Kaash Iss Eid Pe Tu Mera Bakra Hota
Kaash Iss Eid Pe Tu Mera Bakra Hota,
Aur Kisi Ne Nahi Mene Tuje Pakra Hota,
Main Rozz Tujhe Pattey Khilaata,
Thore Thore Nahi Saare Akathey Khilata,
Tu Mujh Ko Mae Mae Kar Ke Bulata,
Sham Ko Main Tujhe Gali Gali Ghumata,
EiD is The combination
EiD is The combination of 3 Meaningful words
E- Embrace wid open Heart
I-Inspire wid Impressive Attitude
D- Distribute Pleasure to All
~EID MuBaRaK~
E- Embrace wid open Heart
I-Inspire wid Impressive Attitude
D- Distribute Pleasure to All
~EID MuBaRaK~
Tera Khayal Hai aur Chand Raat Hai
Main hon tera khayal hai aur chand raat hai
Dil dard se nidhal hai aur chand raat hai
Ankhon main chub gain teri yaadon ki kirchiyaan
Kaandhon pe ghum ki shaal hai aur chand raat hai
Dil tor kay khamosh nazaron ko kia mila?
Dil dard se nidhal hai aur chand raat hai
Ankhon main chub gain teri yaadon ki kirchiyaan
Kaandhon pe ghum ki shaal hai aur chand raat hai
Dil tor kay khamosh nazaron ko kia mila?
EID-UL-AZHA Mubarik
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¤ EID UL ¤
‘¤ AZHA ¤‘
‘¤,Mubarik,¤‘
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“
EID MUBARIK TO U N ALL OF UR FAMILY MEMBERS
¤ EID UL ¤
‘¤ AZHA ¤‘
‘¤,Mubarik,¤‘
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EID MUBARIK TO U N ALL OF UR FAMILY MEMBERS
Eid Per Qurbani
Eid Per Qurbani
EID pr qurbani k leye janwar dekh kr lene
EID pr qurbani k leye janwar dekh kr lene
kyo k
China ka Maal aya hoa ha
.
(__) MADE IN
[‘,‘/_:““;____
C H I N A )
]/”]/”“]/”]/! .,,
.
(__) MADE IN
[‘,‘/_:““;____
C H I N A )
]/”]/”“]/”]/! .,,
Sale Sale Sale
Sale Sale Sale
SALE
SALE
SALE
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__!,!,!”“”!,!,!” * *
jisne qurbani main hissa lena hai wo sirf 100 ka balance bhej ker hisa le sakta hai.
SALE
SALE
(,_,),,=.____
’,,’/ ” :. : :.)
__!,!,!”“”!,!,!” * *
jisne qurbani main hissa lena hai wo sirf 100 ka balance bhej ker hisa le sakta hai.
May ALLAH Fill Your Life With Happiness
May The Blessings Of ALLAH
Fill Your Life With Happiness
& Open All The Doors Of Success
Now & Always..
;;; E I D M U B A R A K ;;;
Eid Per Wo Mere Saath nahi
–==Eid Ka Din–==
Is Eid Per
Wo Mere Saath nahi
Magar Wo
Uski Yadain
Us Ki Batain
Sab Mujhe Yaad Hai
Us ne Mujhe
Yaad Kia Hoga
Phir Mere Khialon Mein
Khooye Huey
Tasawar Ke
Kisi Lamhe Mein
Dheeray Se Kaha Hoga
~~~EiD MuBaRaK~~~!
Tamam Mastanon ko dilly EID MUBARAK
Gold Leaf Capstain Morven Gold
Gold Flake
Red & White Pall Mall K-2 Dunhill & Kali Niswaar
Bannu niswar Hari Niswaar
Ghazi Gull & Nawab Menpoori
Mushtaq Menpoori
Younus Menpoori
Hashim Menpoori
CITY Maawa
Bomby gutka
A-1 Gutka
K-2 Gutka
saleem Gutka
Qadri Gutka
Qalandari Gutka
Usmani Gutka
Salmani gutka & Sulfi natasha
Charas sunari Afeem packet Heroin
Gaanjha Brown Sugar & elphy,
Glue, Samad Bond
Banane Walon Ki Janib Se Tamam Mastanon ko dilly “EID MUBARAK“
Gold Flake
Red & White Pall Mall K-2 Dunhill & Kali Niswaar
Bannu niswar Hari Niswaar
Ghazi Gull & Nawab Menpoori
Mushtaq Menpoori
Younus Menpoori
Hashim Menpoori
CITY Maawa
Bomby gutka
A-1 Gutka
K-2 Gutka
saleem Gutka
Qadri Gutka
Qalandari Gutka
Usmani Gutka
Salmani gutka & Sulfi natasha
Charas sunari Afeem packet Heroin
Gaanjha Brown Sugar & elphy,
Glue, Samad Bond
Banane Walon Ki Janib Se Tamam Mastanon ko dilly “EID MUBARAK“
May Lord bless you on this aus
May Lord bless you on
this auspicious day of Easter,
and May it be a new beginning
of greater prosperity,
success and happiness.
Wish you a Happy Easter
this auspicious day of Easter,
and May it be a new beginning
of greater prosperity,
success and happiness.
Wish you a Happy Easter
The spirit of easter is all ab
The spirit of easter
is all about Hope,
Love and Joyfull living.
Happy Easter!
is all about Hope,
Love and Joyfull living.
Happy Easter!
Where Man Sees But Withered Le
Where Man Sees
But Withered Leaves
But Withered Leaves
God Sees Sweet Flowers Growing.
- Albert Laighton
The Spirit Of Easter Is All Ab
The Spirit Of Easter
Is All About Hope
Love And Joyfull Living.
Is All About Hope
Love And Joyfull Living.
Let This Joy Of Easter
May Fill Up Your Heart
Today And The Whole Year Ahead.
Happy Easter!
May Fill Up Your Heart
Today And The Whole Year Ahead.
Happy Easter!
Christianity Begins Where Reli
Christianity Begins
Where Religion Ends...
Where Religion Ends...
With The Resurrection
- Herbert Booth Smith
Easter Bring Fun Easter Bring
Easter Bring Fun
Easter Bring Happiness
Easter Bring God Endless Blessings
Easter Bring Fresh Love...
Easter Bring Happiness
Easter Bring God Endless Blessings
Easter Bring Fresh Love...
Happy Easter To You
With All Best Wishes
With All Best Wishes
Jesus Cannot Forget Us; We Hav
Jesus Cannot Forget Us;
We Have Been Graven On
The Palms Of His Hands.
We Have Been Graven On
The Palms Of His Hands.
- Lois Picillo
Let Every Man And Woman Count
Let Every Man And
Woman Count Himself Immortal
Woman Count Himself Immortal
Let Him Catch The Revelation Of
Jesus In His Resurrection.
Jesus In His Resurrection.
Let Him Say Not Merely,
"Christ Is Risen,"
But
"I Shall Rise."
- Phillips Brooks
The Resurrection Gives My Life
The Resurrection Gives My Life
Meaning And Direction
And The Opportunity
To Start Over
Meaning And Direction
And The Opportunity
To Start Over
No Matter What My Circumstances.
- Robert Flatt
The Stone Was Rolled Away From
The Stone Was Rolled Away
From The Door
From The Door
Not To Permit Christ To Come Out
But To Enable
The Disciples To Go In.
The Disciples To Go In.
- Peter Marshall
Q: What Do You Call Easter Whe
Q: What Do You Call Easter
When You Are Hopping Around?
When You Are Hopping Around?
A: Hoppy Easter!
Wishing U A Very "HAPPY EASTER
Wishing U A Very "HAPPY EASTER"
Wid Luv And Best Wishes..
May That EASTER Day Brings
LOT Of Happiness And JOYS In Ur LIFE.
May U Live Long LIFE...
And That EASTER Day Will Comes In UR
Life Hundred Times...
Remember Me In Ur Prayers
Wid Luv And Best Wishes..
May That EASTER Day Brings
LOT Of Happiness And JOYS In Ur LIFE.
May U Live Long LIFE...
And That EASTER Day Will Comes In UR
Life Hundred Times...
Remember Me In Ur Prayers
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8
9 10 11 12 13 14
15 16 17 18 19 20
21 22 23 24
9 10 11 12 13 14
15 16 17 18 19 20
21 22 23 24
After 24 Hours
Everyone Will Wish U
Everyone Will Wish U
But
I M THE FIRST 2 WISH U EASTER
I M THE FIRST 2 WISH U EASTER
Wednesday, June 15, 2011
May The Angels Protect U... Ma
May The Angels Protect U...
May The Sadness Forget U...
May Goodness Surround U...
And May Allah Always Bless U...
Happy Easter!!
May The Sadness Forget U...
May Goodness Surround U...
And May Allah Always Bless U...
Happy Easter!!
The stone was rolled away from
The stone was rolled away from the door,
not to permit Christ to come out,
but to enable the disciples to go in." - Peter Marshall
not to permit Christ to come out,
but to enable the disciples to go in." - Peter Marshall
The Lord came to earth with a
The Lord came to earth
with a life to give,
so each one of us
may continue to live.
Happy Easter!
with a life to give,
so each one of us
may continue to live.
Happy Easter!
The Easter Feeling Does Not En
The Easter Feeling Does Not End
It Signals A New Beggining Of Nature Spring
And Brand New Life Of Friendship
It Signals A New Beggining Of Nature Spring
And Brand New Life Of Friendship
Happy Easter To My Best Friend!
Q: What do you call Easter whe
Q: What do you call Easter
when you are hopping around?
A: Hoppy Easter!
when you are hopping around?
A: Hoppy Easter!
The resurrection gives my life
The resurrection gives my life
meaning and direction and the opportunity
to start over no matter what my circumstances. - Robert Flatt
meaning and direction and the opportunity
to start over no matter what my circumstances. - Robert Flatt
Easter is a promise God renews
Easter is a promise
God renews to us in each spring.
May the promise of Easter
fill your heart with peace and joy!
Happy Easter!
God renews to us in each spring.
May the promise of Easter
fill your heart with peace and joy!
Happy Easter!
Missing you a lot on this East
Missing you a lot on this Easter.
Wishing you were here to celebrate
this holy occasion with me .
Happy Easter
Wishing you were here to celebrate
this holy occasion with me .
Happy Easter
Easter bring Fun, Easter bring
Easter bring Fun, Easter bring Happiness,
Easter bring God Endless Blessings,
Easter bring fresh love...
Happy Easter to You
with all best wishes
Easter bring God Endless Blessings,
Easter bring fresh love...
Happy Easter to You
with all best wishes
May Lord bless you on this aus
May Lord bless you on
this auspicious day of Easter,
and May it be a new beginning
of greater prosperity,
success and happiness.
Wish you a Happy Easter
this auspicious day of Easter,
and May it be a new beginning
of greater prosperity,
success and happiness.
Wish you a Happy Easter
Can we do romance
Can we do romance in the midnight today? I’m in a good mood:) Just a little bit of kissing and biting!! Reply me soon, yours Loving Mosquito.
Aik bar karo na plz..
Aik bar karo na plz..
kisi ko pata nahi chalega..
plz karo naaa……..
muje acha lage ga…
aik bar hamari dosti ki khatri
kar do na plzz…
aik pyara sa SMS!!!
kisi ko pata nahi chalega..
plz karo naaa……..
muje acha lage ga…
aik bar hamari dosti ki khatri
kar do na plzz…
aik pyara sa SMS!!!
A boy touches a girl everywhere!
In a bath room, a boy touches a girl everywhere! You Know whose that boy? Stupid It’s Lifeboy Soap! Dirty people always think dirty.
U r BANDAR
U r BANDAR
It means:
It means:
B=Beautifull
A=Attractive
N=Naughty
D=Decent
A=Adorable
R=Romantic
A=Attractive
N=Naughty
D=Decent
A=Adorable
R=Romantic
R U smiling?
Ziadah khush na ho yaar ho to tum band hi na:p
Ziadah khush na ho yaar ho to tum band hi na:p
Kaisay kahon par yeh sach hai
Har laal rang RED nahin hota,
Her murda DEAD nahin hota,
Her murda DEAD nahin hota,
Kaisay kahon par yeh sach hai,
Har koi aap ki tarah MAD nahin hota…
Har koi aap ki tarah MAD nahin hota…
MAD bolay to
M-Most
A-Attractive
D-Dost…
M-Most
A-Attractive
D-Dost…
I really deeply wish dat
I really deeply wish dat u r here with me in my room. on my bed&lights is off & we get under the cover together.. 2 show u my glow in the dark watch.
Want A KISS
Want A KISS
Plz KISS Me
Jaldi Koi B Nai Hai
Foran Karo
Jaldi Karo Na
K
I
S
S
U Know KISS
Means
K-Koi
I-Intresting
S-SMS
S-Send Karo
So
KISS Me!!
Plz KISS Me
Jaldi Koi B Nai Hai
Foran Karo
Jaldi Karo Na
K
I
S
S
U Know KISS
Means
K-Koi
I-Intresting
S-SMS
S-Send Karo
So
KISS Me!!
ek lrka ek larki
ek lrka ek larki
aha aha
adhi raat ko
oho oho
jungle main
wah wah
jhari k peichay
ouii
sab say chup k
UFF
DABA DABA k
aha aha
mango kaha rahey they
hahahahhah
aha aha
adhi raat ko
oho oho
jungle main
wah wah
jhari k peichay
ouii
sab say chup k
UFF
DABA DABA k
aha aha
mango kaha rahey they
hahahahhah
Tell me 1 thing
Tell me 1 thing which
is urs but always used by others..?
.
.
.
.
.
is urs but always used by others..?
.
.
.
.
.
.
Oye Tera Naam Yaar…
Oye Tera Naam Yaar…
Tu Gand samjha tha na…
Chal koi baat nahi , hota hai. . . .
Chal koi baat nahi , hota hai. . . .
Just go to hell
Just go to hell
yes you
u only !
because only you can change hell into heaven by your sweetness.!
mangta hoon to deti nahi
mangta hoon to deti nahi
jawab meri baat ka
deti ho to khara ho jata hai
rom rom jazbaat ka
kyun kehte ho bar bar daloo
baloo mein phool ghulab ka
jawab meri baat ka
deti ho to khara ho jata hai
rom rom jazbaat ka
kyun kehte ho bar bar daloo
baloo mein phool ghulab ka
pahlay hat ma lo
pahlay hat ma lo
phir mon mal lo
phir tokh laghao
phir sidha karoo
phir sorakh ma daloo
uf
kithna muskhil ha soi ma dagha dalna
phir mon mal lo
phir tokh laghao
phir sidha karoo
phir sorakh ma daloo
uf
kithna muskhil ha soi ma dagha dalna
School- a place where papa pays
School- a place where papa pays & son plays
life insurance- a contract tht keeps you poor all ur
life so tht you can die rich
nurse- a person wakes up to give you sleeping pills
marriage- a contract in which a boy loses his
bachelors degree & girl gets her masters degree
life insurance- a contract tht keeps you poor all ur
life so tht you can die rich
nurse- a person wakes up to give you sleeping pills
marriage- a contract in which a boy loses his
bachelors degree & girl gets her masters degree
When I take a long time
When I take a long time to finish, I am slow,
When my boss takes a long time, He is thorough
When I don’t do it, I am lazy,
When my boss does not do it, He is busy,
When I do something without being told, I am trying to be smart,
When my boss does the same, He takes the initiative,
When I please my boss, I am apple polishing,
When my boss pleases his boss, He is cooperating,
When I make a mistake, You’re an idiot.
When my boss makes a mistake, He’s only human.
When I am out of the office, I am wondering around.
When my boss is out of the office, He’s on business.
When I am on a day off sick, I am always sick.
When my boss is a day off sick, He must be very ill.
When I apply for leave, I must be going for an interview
When my boss applies for leave, It’s because he’s overworked
When I do well, My boss never remembers,
When I do wrong, He never forgets
When my boss takes a long time, He is thorough
When I don’t do it, I am lazy,
When my boss does not do it, He is busy,
When I do something without being told, I am trying to be smart,
When my boss does the same, He takes the initiative,
When I please my boss, I am apple polishing,
When my boss pleases his boss, He is cooperating,
When I make a mistake, You’re an idiot.
When my boss makes a mistake, He’s only human.
When I am out of the office, I am wondering around.
When my boss is out of the office, He’s on business.
When I am on a day off sick, I am always sick.
When my boss is a day off sick, He must be very ill.
When I apply for leave, I must be going for an interview
When my boss applies for leave, It’s because he’s overworked
When I do well, My boss never remembers,
When I do wrong, He never forgets
Meri taref se apko 1 “PuPPI”
Meri taref se apko 1 “PuPPI” Aapki saheli ko 1 “PAPPI” Saheli ki saheli ko 1 “PuPPI” Batau bhala kiun? Aaj hi mere “DOggy” ne 10 “PuPPI” ko janam de hai!
Kuch log thodi der karte hain….
Kuch log thodi der karte hain….
Kuch log 2-3 dafa karte hain,
aur kuch saari raat karte rahate hain,
tab jaakar hota hai….
unka…
Mobile Charge…!
Kuch log 2-3 dafa karte hain,
aur kuch saari raat karte rahate hain,
tab jaakar hota hai….
unka…
Mobile Charge…!
Tuesday, June 14, 2011
College wali aur office wali
college wali:
masale dar
office wali:
narum narum
muhale wali:
garma garam
aap kya samjhaye?
may tu roti ki baat kar rahi hon
Fuck off means
fuck off
f
u
c
k off
yes fuck off
ooh. dont get the wrong meaning.
fuck off means:
F-friend like
U- u
C-can
K-keep
O-our
F-friendship
F-forever..
KISSING at the top
KISSING at the top,
HOLDING at the middle & FIRE at the bottom!
Do you know the ANSWER?
what?
huh.. dont think dirty..
Its a..
“CIGARETTE!”
Monday, June 13, 2011
Feeling bored?
Feeling bored?
Wondering, what to do?
Wondering, what to do?
Open the zip!
Enter your hands in between your zip..
take out your…
book from your bag and study..
18 sal ki larki
Agr apko 18 sal ki larki jhuk kr slam kry to apko uski kya chez nazr ayegi?
Us ki achi tarbiat..
Bhai hath j0rta h0n kbi to sahi s0cha kro
Larki jub saray kapray utaar laiti hay
Larki jub saray kapray utaar laiti hay to kia hota hay?
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Taar khali ho jati hay.
Yaar kabhi to +ve socha karo…
Taar khali ho jati hay.
Yaar kabhi to +ve socha karo…
Woh mangti thee mein deta na tha
Woh mangti thee mein deta na tha
JAWAB USS K SAWAAL KA
Uss ne manga to khara ho gya
RONGATA MERAY JAZBAT KA
Mein ne diya to chout gya
PHOOL HATHOON SE GULAB KA
KISSING at the top
KISSING at the top,HOLDING at the middle &FIRE at the bottom!
Do you know the ANSWAR?
WHAT?
ho…don’t think dirty…
Good news for you
Doctor: Mrs. Taniya good news for you!
Girl: What do you mean Mrs. Taniya? Iam Miss Taniya!
Doctor: Oh !! Sorry Miss Taniya…Bad news for you!
Kuss aur LUN kisy kehte hain
Do you Know?
Kuss aur LUN kisy kehte hain?
Bad-MIND:-
Kuss RUSSIAN main LIFE ko….
AUR
LUN French me HAPPY ko kehte hain……
Kuss aur LUN kisy kehte hain?
Bad-MIND:-
Kuss RUSSIAN main LIFE ko….
AUR
LUN French me HAPPY ko kehte hain……
so ap ki KUSS main LUN aaty rahen……
Friday, June 10, 2011
Ek Dua Mangte hai
Ek Dua Mangte hai hum apne Bhagwan se…
Chahte hai Aapki Khushi Pure imaan se,
Sab Hasratein Puri Ho Aapki,
Aur Aap Muskaraye Dil-o-Jaan se!!
Happy Diwali and New Year that leads you on the road of Success.
A Bliss from Inside
Chahte hai Aapki Khushi Pure imaan se,
Sab Hasratein Puri Ho Aapki,
Aur Aap Muskaraye Dil-o-Jaan se!!
Happy Diwali and New Year that leads you on the road of Success.
A Bliss from Inside
Laksh Divyani Ujalali
Laksh Divyani Ujalali Nisha Ghevuni Navi Umed,
navi asha Hotil purna manatil sarva Iccha,
Diwalichya Tumhala Khup Khup Shubheccha…
* * * Happy Diwali * * *
navi asha Hotil purna manatil sarva Iccha,
Diwalichya Tumhala Khup Khup Shubheccha…
* * * Happy Diwali * * *
I Pray to God to give U
I Pray to God to give U
Shanti,
Shakti,
Sampati,
Swarup,
Saiyam,
Saadgi,
Safalta,
Samridhi,
Sanskar,
Swaasth,
Sanmaan,
Saraswati,
aur SNEH.
SHUBH DIWALI…
Shanti,
Shakti,
Sampati,
Swarup,
Saiyam,
Saadgi,
Safalta,
Samridhi,
Sanskar,
Swaasth,
Sanmaan,
Saraswati,
aur SNEH.
SHUBH DIWALI…
Makki ki Roti, Nimbu ka Aacha
Makki ki Roti, Nimbu ka Aachar,
Suraj Ki Kirne, Khushiyo ki Bahar,
Chand Ki Chandi, Apno ka Pyar,
Mubarak Ho Aapko, HOLI ka Tyohar
Suraj Ki Kirne, Khushiyo ki Bahar,
Chand Ki Chandi, Apno ka Pyar,
Mubarak Ho Aapko, HOLI ka Tyohar
Have a Nice Day!
U’ve
!’–.___.–’! got a
i________i CARD.
Open it…
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Open it…
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Have a Nice Day!
Rango Ke Tyohar Me
Rango Ke Tyohar Me Sabhi Rango Ki Ho Bharmar,
Dher Saari Khushiyo Se Bhara Ho Aapka Sansar,
Yahi Dua hai Bhagwan Se Hamari Har bar, By Munish
Holi Mubarak!
Phool ki shuruvat kali se hoti hai
Phool ki shuruvat kali se hoti hai,
Zindagi ki shuruvat pyar se hoti hai,
Pyar ki shuruvat apno se hoti hai aur
apno ki shuruvat aapse hoti hai.
* Happy Diwali *
Zindagi ki shuruvat pyar se hoti hai,
Pyar ki shuruvat apno se hoti hai aur
apno ki shuruvat aapse hoti hai.
* Happy Diwali *
This Diwali I M Sending You CASH
This Diwali I M Sending You CASH:
C-Care
A-Affection
S-Smiles
H-Hugs
A-Affection
S-Smiles
H-Hugs
* HAPPY DIWALI *
Diwali Aa Rahi Hai
Diwali Aa Rahi Hai,
Mai Apna Mann Sirf
Puja
Archana
Aarti
Shradha
Bhawana Me H Lagana
Chahta Hu
Apke Pados Me Koi
Rehti Ho To Batao
Puja
Archana
Aarti
Shradha
Bhawana Me H Lagana
Chahta Hu
Apke Pados Me Koi
Rehti Ho To Batao
Wishing a Jhakas Diwali
Pal Pal se banta hai Ehasas,
ehsas se banta hai Vishvas,
vishvas se bante hai Rishte,
aur rishte se banta hai koi Khas,
Wishing a Diwali Jhakas
ehsas se banta hai Vishvas,
vishvas se bante hai Rishte,
aur rishte se banta hai koi Khas,
Wishing a Diwali Jhakas
DIWALI Delivery
_l”l________
–/ l__l Delivery
| | ________
L(o)__l___(o)__|
This van is loaded with
LOVE n CARE,
Wishing U and your family
A HAPPY DIWALI
–/ l__l Delivery
| | ________
L(o)__l___(o)__|
This van is loaded with
LOVE n CARE,
Wishing U and your family
A HAPPY DIWALI
Boom Diwali
This SMS will EXPLODE in 5 seconds….
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*”*”HAPPY”*”*
“*”DIAWALI”*”
*”*”HAPPY”*”*
“*”DIAWALI”*”
Shubh Diwali
Pray to God to give U
Shanti,
Shakti,
Sampati,
Swarup,
Saiyam,
Saadgi,
Safalta,
Samridhi,
Sanskar,
Swaasth,
Sanmaan,
Saraswati,
aur SNEH.
SHUBH DIWALI?
Shanti,
Shakti,
Sampati,
Swarup,
Saiyam,
Saadgi,
Safalta,
Samridhi,
Sanskar,
Swaasth,
Sanmaan,
Saraswati,
aur SNEH.
SHUBH DIWALI?
Diwali Ki Subh Kamna
Andhera Hua Dur Raat Ke Saath
Nayi Subha Aayi Diwali Leke Sath
Ab Ankhne Kholo Dekho Ek Msg Aayi Hai
Diwali Ki Subh Kamna Sath Layi Hai.
Nayi Subha Aayi Diwali Leke Sath
Ab Ankhne Kholo Dekho Ek Msg Aayi Hai
Diwali Ki Subh Kamna Sath Layi Hai.
Masti se bhari diwali ki raat
Pathake,Phooljhariyon ke saath,
Masti se bhari ho diwali ki raat,
Pyar bhare ho din yeh saare,
Khushiyan rahe sada saath tumhare?
Happy Diwali
Masti se bhari ho diwali ki raat,
Pyar bhare ho din yeh saare,
Khushiyan rahe sada saath tumhare?
Happy Diwali
Holy Mubarak
Rango Ke Tyohar Me Sabhi Rango Ki Ho Bharmar,
Dher Saari Khushiyo Se Bhara Ho Aapka Sansar,
Yahi Dua hai Bhagwan Se Hamari Har bar
Holy Mubarak
Dher Saari Khushiyo Se Bhara Ho Aapka Sansar,
Yahi Dua hai Bhagwan Se Hamari Har bar
Holy Mubarak
Diwali Best Wishes
May This Diwali be as bright as ever.
May this Diwali bring joy, health and wealth to you.
May the festival of lights brighten up you and your near and
May this Diwali bring joy, health and wealth to you.
May the festival of lights brighten up you and your near and
Your Golden Anniversary
Today as both of you look back
with happiness and pride
upon the Fifty cherished years
that you’ve spent side by side,
May every memory that you share
of dreams you’ve seen come true,
help make this special Golden day
a happy one for you!
On Your Golden Anniversary
with happiness and pride
upon the Fifty cherished years
that you’ve spent side by side,
May every memory that you share
of dreams you’ve seen come true,
help make this special Golden day
a happy one for you!
On Your Golden Anniversary
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